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Анекдот из книги Нехамы Мильсон, RecLifing  - Возроди Себя к Жизни, из главы Слова Слова... где она говорит что наши слова, мысли, наши пословицы с которыми мы живём дают направление нашей жизни.  Надо эти слова, пословицы и поговорки пересматривать и корректировать если хотим счастья для себя и окружающих.  Вот анекдот:

Стоит мужик в автобусе и думает: "эх, жена клуша, сын идиот, начальник сволочь, жизнь мерзкая..." Стоит около него Ангел и записывает всё в блокнотик и говорит: "Какие странные пожелания... Но приходится ведь исполнять!" (стр.12)
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“Question: What is the height of self-deception?
Answer: A person who fakes an orgasm during masturbation.”
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Прихожу домой с работы, а Мишелка из другой комнаты прыгает мне на встречу и кричит что она Русалка.  Тут она доскакала до меня.  Я смотрю на ее ножки, а она две ножки в один носок засунула и прыгает:) Русалка :) lol

 

Наш папа проверяет на компьютере счет в банке.  Смотрит, а там деньги прибавились, возврат на налоги о котором мы совсем забыли что получим.  Мишка услышал и говорит:
"Класс, у нас теперь достаточно денег в Висконсин на самолете долететь." :)

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Прихожу домой с работы, а Мишелка из другой комнаты прыгает мне на встречу и кричит что она Русалка.  Тут она доскакала до меня.  Я смотрю на ее ножки, а она две ножки в один носок засунула и прыгает:) Русалка :) lol

 

Наш папа проверяет на компьютере счет в банке.  Смотрит, а там деньги прибавились, возврат на налоги о котором мы совсем забыли что получим.  Мишка услышал и говорит:
"Класс, у нас теперь достаточно денег в Висконсин на самолете долететь." :)

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 Зашла на FaceBook а там друг поэтично высказал:
"Наша мама громко плачет,
что в квартире все свинячат!
Тише мамочка не плачь!
У других такой же срачь!!")))
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 Зашла на FaceBook а там друг поэтично высказал:
"Наша мама громко плачет,
что в квартире все свинячат!
Тише мамочка не плачь!
У других такой же срачь!!")))
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Папе друг прислал.  Жванецкий просто класс :)
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Папе друг прислал.  Жванецкий просто класс :)
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After I went to the clinical hypnotherapy training, I demonstrated one type of hypnotherapy induction to my son Michael (7).  We talked about it and it was fun for him to do.  That was in June. 

So, After a few months, he decided to practice hypnotherapy on the kids at the daycare.  He called my mom (daycare provider) and as usually said to her:

-Grandma, I want to show you something!

My mom was busy doing stuff and watching other kids but he insisted. 

Michael called Danya, 5 year old boy, (a character of its own!) and told his grandma to watch as Danya will get hypnotized and do everything he tells him to do!

My mom was amused observing this.  Michael showed his fingers to Danya and told him to look and pay attention to his fingers and then close his eyes.  Once Danya closed his eyes, Michael commanded him to open his eyes and go and get some toy on the counter.  Danya did that.  Michael excitedly told my mom:

-Did you see it?  I hypnotized him and he did everything I told him to do!!! LOL :))))

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After I went to the clinical hypnotherapy training, I demonstrated one type of hypnotherapy induction to my son Michael (7).  We talked about it and it was fun for him to do.  That was in June. 

So, After a few months, he decided to practice hypnotherapy on the kids at the daycare.  He called my mom (daycare provider) and as usually said to her:

-Grandma, I want to show you something!

My mom was busy doing stuff and watching other kids but he insisted. 

Michael called Danya, 5 year old boy, (a character of its own!) and told his grandma to watch as Danya will get hypnotized and do everything he tells him to do!

My mom was amused observing this.  Michael showed his fingers to Danya and told him to look and pay attention to his fingers and then close his eyes.  Once Danya closed his eyes, Michael commanded him to open his eyes and go and get some toy on the counter.  Danya did that.  Michael excitedly told my mom:

-Did you see it?  I hypnotized him and he did everything I told him to do!!! LOL :))))

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After a lot of conversations about bugs and how to get rid of them from our house and especially kids’ rooms because Michelle (18m) has an allergic reaction to something that we don’t even know, Michael (7) announced a war on bugs. 

When I came to the daycare from work, Michael went outside to play and then came back to tell me very proudly that he has been killing a lot of bugs.  I did not like that attitude and gave him a lecture that bugs are alive things and if they don’t bother him, he should not touch them.  I told him that they are live creatures only very little.  I asked him to imagine if there would’ve been giants and he would’ve been as small as those bugs to the giants.  Then I asked him if he would like if giants would be able to kill, etc…. 

I asked him if he feels sorry about killing live creatures and if he has any compassion and empathy for live things.  Listen what he said back to me very loudly:

-THEY ARE NOT LIVE!!!!  THEY DON’T HAVE PENIS!!!!

My mom was changing Michelle’s diaper next to us and she heard this conversation.  We both started laughing and tried to explain that bugs may or may not have penis they are still live things.

PS.  Boris finally took Michael to the Twins Game today!!! Twins won 6:0 and Michael loved it.  He stayed through the whole game.

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After a lot of conversations about bugs and how to get rid of them from our house and especially kids’ rooms because Michelle (18m) has an allergic reaction to something that we don’t even know, Michael (7) announced a war on bugs. 

When I came to the daycare from work, Michael went outside to play and then came back to tell me very proudly that he has been killing a lot of bugs.  I did not like that attitude and gave him a lecture that bugs are alive things and if they don’t bother him, he should not touch them.  I told him that they are live creatures only very little.  I asked him to imagine if there would’ve been giants and he would’ve been as small as those bugs to the giants.  Then I asked him if he would like if giants would be able to kill, etc…. 

I asked him if he feels sorry about killing live creatures and if he has any compassion and empathy for live things.  Listen what he said back to me very loudly:

-THEY ARE NOT LIVE!!!!  THEY DON’T HAVE PENIS!!!!

My mom was changing Michelle’s diaper next to us and she heard this conversation.  We both started laughing and tried to explain that bugs may or may not have penis they are still live things.

PS.  Boris finally took Michael to the Twins Game today!!! Twins won 6:0 and Michael loved it.  He stayed through the whole game.

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Just finished watching Russian movie Повесть о настоящем человеке.  At the beginning of the movie they showed the brand sign of the Moscow Film

 

Michael:

-Mama, mama!  I see boobs!
LOL :)

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Just finished watching Russian movie Повесть о настоящем человеке.  At the beginning of the movie they showed the brand sign of the Moscow Film

 

Michael:

-Mama, mama!  I see boobs!
LOL :)

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Look at all the pics.  In the first one read at least the bottom line of the msg if don't want to read it all. 
I recommend to read all of the descriptions on the 2nd pic and then don't miss the 3rd!
Click on each picture a few times to see clear text.
It was actually funny, because I got Chased (Hased) magazine from Masha and the next day got an e-mail from a friend with the Peter Pppers.
See the pics!!! )
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Look at all the pics.  In the first one read at least the bottom line of the msg if don't want to read it all. 
I recommend to read all of the descriptions on the 2nd pic and then don't miss the 3rd!
Click on each picture a few times to see clear text.
It was actually funny, because I got Chased (Hased) magazine from Masha and the next day got an e-mail from a friend with the Peter Pppers.
See the pics!!! )

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